Attention! I just caught myself up in a situation where I’m wearing my shirt over my head. Your shirt is on fire! This is why you need an “Oops there goes my shirt up over my head” shirt! I was so proud of my new shirt until it got really sweaty and all the buttons popped off, then I looked like a fool and all my friends laughed. Now I can eat some fried chicken without worrying about what’s going to happen next. Join the club of happy people who enjoy their fried chicken and shirtless.
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